Drummer jokes :)
 

So,
I'm amazed no one of you guys ever came up with this idea, since drummers are often the victim in idiotic jokes.
Anywayz, here we go! Post as many lame drummer-jokes as you know:)
I'll start of with 3 very -very- stupid jokes :)

-How do you know wheter or not it is a drummer who's knocking at your door?
->When the knocks are totally off rythm.

-Why does a band need a roadie?
->To explain to the other band members what the drummer is trying to say.

-When do most bands split up?
->When the drummer comes to the rehearsel and says: Hey guys, I wrote a song!

This should get interesting.. Sadly, I don't know any drummer jokes myself. Which makes me a joke. So.. there ya have my entry!

whose is the skeleton in the closet?
the drummer who won the hide&seek contest.

"Knock, knock."
'Who's there?"
"Interrupting cow."
"Interrupting co--"
"MOOOOOO!"

Ahem. sorry....

-How do you know when a drummer is at your door?
-A drummer rang you the previous day and told you he would be coming over to your house around that particular time.

-How do know if a drummer is at your door?
-You say: "Who is it?" They reply: "A drummer."

-How do know if a drummer is at your door?
-You can see them through the key hole.

-How do you know if scott h is at your door?
-He keeps telling you extremely gay jokes.

LOL!! :D

- How do you know a drummer is at your door?
- He's knocking a paradiddle on the door.

How do you get a drummer to leave?

Pay him for the pizza.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
-Homeless :D

Someone asks Virgil "Hey Virg, have you got any advices on double strokes with feet?", and Virg answer "Double...what?" :D

-how do you know when the drummers stage is level?
-the drool is on both sides of his mouth

keep'em comin.

Difference between chinese food and a drummer?
Chinese food comes with chopsticks, drummer comes with sticks for his chops :cool:

I'll post another one :)

Dumb
Dumber
Drummer

How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?...

ask him to play 4/4 at 120 bpm.



How do you get two drummers to play in time?....

shoot one.

Q. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A. Drool

Q. How can you tell when a drum solo is really bad?
A. The bass player notices.

Q. What's the difference between a drum solo and a vacuum cleaner?
A. You have to hit a button on one for it to suck.

BADOOM CHING!

Q. How do you get a drummer to play quieter?
A. Put sheet music in front of him.

Q. How do you get him to stop playing completely?
A. Put notes on the page.

Q. What do you call a guy who hangs around musicians?
A. A drummer.

Q. How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. 9. 1 to screw iot in, while them 8 others tell him how much better Virgil Donati could do it better!

........I've heard way too many of these.

LOL nice one



How do you know a drummer is at your door?
- He's knocking speeds up

I have to tell you guys that I truly am happy to live in Finland. That's just because here we make fun of bass players, not drummers. Bass-ically almost all of your jokes would tell about bass players drooling and such. Quite interesting...

Anyway, what do you have to do if you see a drummer (/or a bass player for all us Finns) running at your lawn?

-Stop laughing and shoot again!

how do you know if a drummer loves guns?
call alencore.

how do you know if a drummer like ICM is slowing down?
he stops posting...
LOL!

[QUOTE] how do you know if a drummer like ICM is slowing down?
he stops posting...
LOL!

Good one:D