View Full Version : I Can Play With My Penis!!!
09-02-2003, 08:37 AM
GUY YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS! The other day I was at a C.O.C.(college of the canyons) party and I was practicing with my remo drumpad set in the corner and as the football player got more drunk they got more interested.
So im playing the part of "ALIEN HIP-HOP" that comes in after the guitar solo and then after that cool break down and into the intense build up with the dope double bass licks.
One guy says "Play with your Dick!!!!!!" Me, not drunk accepts his challenge.(I dont drink or smoke weed) Which is kind of funny because when I drum I get a hard on anyways. I mean, Who does'nt!!??? So I whip out my dong in front of at least 25 people not to mention all the people standing around out of the circle and there we go .I played the Chorus of Alien Hip-Hop. You know" BOO-KHA! BOO-BOO-KHA!! Just the bass and the snare.
I shocked myself! It was so fun! And now my penis is thicker and fuller! all thanks to drumming and that drunk football player. I even do a twenty minute work out with 8th notes twice a day now! If you dont believe me then I'm sorry. But this did happen and it was phenomenol!!!! RythmTroll here signing out.
09-02-2003, 08:54 AM
So...is your penis a 7A with a nylon tip or a 3S...?
09-02-2003, 12:11 PM
Youīll have to agree with me Mr. Troll - a penile rimshot doesnīt hurt like a closed hi hat schlong hit.
09-02-2003, 06:42 PM
Hahaha..This is some real funny shit!! :D :D
09-02-2003, 07:04 PM
ride cymbal dick playing has a cool effect...Iīll even sample it and make a loop, so you guys can all put my dick in your songs.
09-02-2003, 07:09 PM
me and Troll are "regular members"....brett lee lee is a "new member". and V1rotateīs member is "invisible".... hehehehehehe
09-03-2003, 10:46 AM
Mauricia take your ball,s like marakasi!!and play some percission grooves!!!
I play with my penis Alien hip-hop with one gilr today!
09-03-2003, 11:39 AM
Hehehehe you guys are "nuts" ...
09-03-2003, 01:21 PM
I swear !! its great. play hard enough and you'll definitley cum!!!!!
everyone should seriously try my DICK PLAYING TECNIQUE!!!... EVEN VIRGIL!
09-03-2003, 07:42 PM
Great! Any plans to release an instructional video? Will it cover ghostnotes and freestroke technique? :D :D :D
09-04-2003, 01:48 AM
I was actually thinking of that in the distant future. It could be possible.
09-04-2003, 02:09 AM
hahhaha thatīs priceless - "freestroke technique"
upstroke downstroke and hardstroke
09-04-2003, 01:30 PM
well well...hit me with your drumstick..
how do you know that every drummer gets a hard one when they play
they are much to serious to think about sex at that moment
this is really funny
rock on troll
09-04-2003, 05:27 PM
I think it would go even harder, when we are doing doubles with both our feet!! lol :D
09-04-2003, 07:09 PM
Itīs a normal thing to get a boner while playing....
Iīve always tried to fuck my drumset. She likes it rough I guess.
So, there canīt be a more natural thing than to play with your dick. Right now, Iīm implementing the dickstroke along with crossticking...very HARD stuff
09-05-2003, 12:50 AM
Holly shit... good luck on that one, mauricio :)
09-05-2003, 03:44 AM
NO NO NO!. ITS NOT THAT IM THINKING OF SEX AT THE MOMENT ITS JUST THAT MY KIT LOOKS SO NICE THAT IT TURNS ME ON ... WAIT THAT IS SEXUAL....EXCUSE ME GUYS I HAVE TO GO AND STROKE IT...... I MEAN!!......DOUBLE STROKE IT. YEAH !!!YEAH THATS WHAT I MEAN. YA GOT TO PRACTICE YA KNOW. I NEED TO BEAT I ANYWAYS... I MEAN BEAT MY DRUMSET THAT IS ... goodbye guys... rythmtroll here, signing out... JUST BEAT IT !!! A MICHAEL JACKSON WOULD SAY.!!!
09-05-2003, 04:53 AM
Mauricio, you have now officially frightened me ;)
09-05-2003, 01:49 PM
GOOD! IT WAS'NT MY INTENTION THOUGH.
09-06-2003, 12:10 PM
OOHH YEAH !!! Finally the most hilarious thread ever at Virgil's forum, LOL!
As if I'm at those wacky CS forums.
Though I must confess I never ever had a boner while playing drums no matter how many lovely ladies passes by.
now rythmtroll can finally show us a 5 limb appraoch to drumming.....rotflmao!!!
09-06-2003, 02:39 PM
you guys are kidding right..?
09-06-2003, 04:28 PM
cīmon guys, havenīt you AT LEAST ONCE hit your snare drum with your dick?
09-06-2003, 04:41 PM
".....and now my penis is thicker and fuller" -
09-07-2003, 09:10 AM
since you guys are into this whole penis thing, thereīs a thread about it in a dave matthews band forum:
09-10-2003, 12:38 PM
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!! I've gained much endurance and mobility with my ROD. Its so easy to do the smallest things I could'nt do before. My next goal is "MIDNIGHT BELL" off of the moon babies album. It just may be possible... in about three years! Anywayz I think its a good thing that we can all be comfortable with talking about this topic. Hey...I wonder how fast Virgil could play with his dong? Maybe he could make an album. It would be called..."SERIOUS HARD PENIS'ES" I REALLY THINK IT'S SOMETHING TO LOOK INTO. (or -poke- into in his case!) RythmTroll here , signing out!
09-10-2003, 12:40 PM
you are really grazy.....
09-18-2003, 08:58 AM
that's why he is a drummer...hehehe.
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